You've Been Smoking Weed The Wrong Way This Whole Time

Submitted by: fancylad 3 weeks ago Lifestyle

You've been smoking weed here and there over the years, and so far, everything's been good. But what if a licenced doctor told you the next time you get high, it would be the greatest high you've ever experienced?

That's what Dr. Mikhail Kogan, Medical Director at the Center for Integrative Medicine at George Washington University. Kogan says that the best absorption of weed's attributes is best attained when one inserts it in the rectum.

"Rectally is actually a lot more preferred because of the volume of absorption," Kogan told the National Post this past Sunday. "You can put a lot more and it gets absorbed a lot better, but not everybody is open to this way of administration."

The good news is you'll never have to roll a joint again...
There are 15 comments:
Male 209
My father wanted to quit smoking but couldn't. I went to a doctor and asked him if there was a way I could help dad stop. The doctor said "Find his stash of doobies - then stick the ends up your arse andg ive them a twist. The taste will be bad and deter him, he will eventually give up".
So 3 months later, dad quit! I went back to the doctor and said "hey you were right. I did what you said and dad quit".
The doctor said "Great, but why are you back here?". I said "I was wondering if you had a way of stopping this uncontrollable urge to stick doobies up my arse!"

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week :p

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Male 3,995
Don't blow smoke up my ass, dude.

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Male 3,164
What a pain in the ass.
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Male 466
Instructions unclear.  Weed is up my ass but it hurts like hell to light it.  Am I doing something wrong?  Please advise.

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Male 1,725
Technically everything "ingested" through the butt is the quickest means of it propagating the system, other than a needle.  I'll stick to smoke through lungs thank you :)
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Male 439
This is nothing new.  This is what has been referred to as "plugging" for as long as I can remember, though it usually is done with pills or powders.  According to my wife, when her and her friends used to do stuff like this, it works best if the pill or powder is placed into a damp tissue or paper towel first, sometimes referred to as a parachute, then shoved up your butt.  It was also very popular to do with alcohol for a time.  One fairly popular way to do this with alcohol was to soak a tampon in your liquor of choice then shove the tampon up your butt.

I am not sure how it would work with marijuana though, as if you just eat marijuana nothing happens.  AFAIK you need to somehow release the THC.  Whether that is through burning it, cooking it in butter or letting it soak in alcohol for a little while, it doesn't matter.  Just shoving weed up your butt won't do anything though.

Even though I know all this, never done any of it and don't think I will be any time soon.  I'll stick to destroying my lungs with smoke and occasionally making brownies.
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Male 2,563
Gives pot brownies a whole new meaning 0_o
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Male 1,544
skypirate gives puff puff pass a whole new meaning
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Male 1,725
skypirate Double the pleasure or getting the most bang for you buck?
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Male 1,145
I've heard of people doing this with other drugs like MDMA but never with weed. Either way, i'll take the less efficient high hahaha
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Female 3,287
if my tolerance is up so high (hehe) that I have to hit a bong with my buttcheeks, I'll lay off for awhile.
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melcervini I am guessing you don't stick your bong there.. but hey.. whatever works for you ;)
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Male 1,786
sunny Sunny, you're back! How was Jamaica?
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Male 1,725
melcervini Oh come on...you know you want to try it ;)
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Female 3,287
kalron27 that's besides the point ;)
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