A Male Chiropractor Says His Vagina Lipstick Will Block Women's Messy Menstrual Flow

Submitted by: fancylad 1 month ago Science


Dr. Daniel Dopps designed a "lipstick glue" to seal the vagina as an alternative to a tampon. What could go wrong? He calls his product Mensez -- everyone else calls it medieval.

Dopps -- remember, he's a chiropractor -- claims that this vaginal adhesive will restrict the flow of menstrual blood during a lady's period. This just sounds like a bad idea from the get go. You should never seal your vagina shut when you're on your period, or ever.

He quite the inventor -- Mensez isn't his first idea. He also invented body spray that glows in the dark which you can see in action in the video above. He seems like a creeper.

From CEO and President at Mensez Technologies, Dopps describes his latest product...

"Mensez feminine lipstick is a natural patented compound of amino acids and oil in a lipstick applicator that is applied to the labia minora and causes them to cling together in a manner strong enough to retain menstrual fluid in the vestibule above the labia minora where the vaginal opening and urethra exit. The Mensez compound is instantly washed away with urine, which releases the menstrual fluid along with the urine into the toilet every time a woman urinates. No pads or tampons are needed. Safe, secure and clean"

Eww!
There are 23 comments:
Male 37,046
An actual medical-type person says it's not that bad an idea...
http://hellogiggles.com/doctor-vagina-lipstick-glue/

Except for the many problems we've already thought up. He says as long as you pee frequently to let stuff out it might be ok...
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Female 119
lips are sealed

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Female 7,842
Can we say 'Toxic shock 'children?? Dear Lord- its menstrual blood- not dirty, not ghastly, just minorly annoying..
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Male 2,402
"What could (possibly) go wrong?"   That's just what Jeremy Clarkson says before something explodes or falls over.  The Top Gear guide for the modern woman's menstrual cycle.  Not a book I could recommend. 
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Male 795
Anyone ever hear of Toxic Shock Syndrome?
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Male 208

1. Why didn't this bloke invent a lipstick glue for her actual lips? I would have thought that would be a far more useful product..!

2. M: "Let's have sex". F: "We can't, My flaps are still glued together". M: "Easy fixed, I gotta take a piss anyway"

3. "SHHHHH, don't say anything funny, she will piss herself laughing and it will look like the shower scene from Psycho!"

4. Whoops - wrong lipstick!

5. If you dont seal it all the way to the top - Fanny whistle!


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Male 37,046
That is amazingly dumb... I hope to heaven he hasn't tried it out on human volunteers... or animal experimentation O_o
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Male 19,981
5cats Of course he's found one of his office assistants from his chiropractic job to try it out. Also, someone should investigate this guy's chiropractic practice. He seems suspect.
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Male 1,364
That UV body paint is pretty cool, I have to admit
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Male 5,641
"What could go wrong?"
Hmmm. Well for one thing, the pressure within the vaginal vault when it's full and still filling may cause a failure of the product leading to a blast of menstrual blood causing possibly just a smidgeon of embarrassment for the woman and maybe a very messy floor. Another possibility, though less likely I think, is back pressure causing blood to flow upward and out through the fallopian tubes into the woman's pelvis leading to horrible acute pain and possibly even endometriosis which can cause chronic abdominopelvic pain and infertility.
Go ahead ladies, give it a try. 
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Female 1,148
 Of course ya gotta think about the glue getting  caught in the puss hairs...That would suck pretty bad..Sounds like some pretty messy and inconvenient  stuff to me..As if having a period wasn't inconvenient and messy enough already...I feel that the thought of glueing your twat lipstogether just has BAD IDEA written all over it!!! Hell! You would have to glue from your twat lips and clear up to the back of your ass crack to keep the blood from seeping...Even then I can't imagine this stuff being effective...FAIL!lol
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Male 5,641
pinkminx22 Hmmm. Your point about going up the back of your ass made me realise...this may also be a good product to bring on camping trips in case you run out of toilet paper.
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Female 1,148
Mmmm...Shit and blood......Strawberry fudge Sundae anyone? 
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Male 466
broizfam My first thought...
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Male 5,641
jclv That was great! I actually did laugh out loud!
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Male 4,403
broizfam plus the cancer risks from the product it self,. Epoxy would be better
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Male 5,641
thezigrat I'm just worried that epoxy may be a bit too permanent. Then we'll all have to get fleshlights. "Oh! The humanity!"

Then again, fleshlights are probably a lot easier to live with...
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Male 4,403
broizfam Lip stick glue will keep them quiet
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Male 4,403
thezigrat Or better yet Epoxy the really noisy ones
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Male 4,403
thezigrat I had better shut up now before the human females serve me as sushi
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Male 4,403
Any good water proof epoxy would do the same thing
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Male 19,981
thezigrat But urine has to dissolve the sealant.
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Male 4,403
fancylad Men's or women's?
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