Lord All Mighty, Tupac Has Risen

Submitted by: lalapancakes 4 months ago Funny

It’s OK the world had to wait almost a full 365 days for the best news story to come out of 2016. The one and only King lyricist, Tupac Shakur has come back from the dead to deliver one fantastic Christmas church service in Sri Lanka. Some poor unsuspecting non-native English speaker added Tupac’s “Hail Mary” to their Catholic Christmas Congregation service, lyrics and all, and no one actually realized things were askew until they started singing about Machiavelli and the Killuminati...

Let’s be honest. I’d turn Catholic in a heartbeat if this was how church could be. In fact… is there a church of Tupac Shakur? Because if there isn’t, I’m starting one right now.

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