Why Do Mermaids Get All The Attention? What About Mermen?!

Submitted by: lalapancakes 7 months ago Funny Weird

Holla-atchya mermen! Because why do the mergirls get all the attention? What about the mermen, huh? What about the mer-bears?! And then there's raps... what about the new fangled raps? Raps guy, and merbear, "Big Dipper" took care of all of that. He writed 4 u a hit raps...

https://youtu.be/hpqBo0yPkEI https://youtu.be/o6-jXMbjjCM?t=73

Big D Press Release: "I thought it would be incredible to see a big beefy hairy man playing a merbear. It made sense to play off The Little Mermaid and go from having a tail to legs so we could get some dancing in the video," said the acclaimed bear star.

“I wanted jaws to drop with this video. I wanted to make a splash, pun intended. Getting a reaction means I’m doing my job."

But wait! You can't possibly have had your merman fill. There's much MUCH more. Grab a beer, you're going to be here for a while...

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Lastly, here's Buzzfeed’s sweet sweet contribution…

https://www.instagram.com/p/5VHnlNHTly/ https://www.instagram.com/p/-MxXoHSjd-/ https://www.instagram.com/p/7dzyDzOyQa/ https://www.instagram.com/p/7xv6K4so8L/ https://www.instagram.com/p/7oirZKSZF6/ https://www.instagram.com/p/8CRFGriEty/ https://www.instagram.com/p/7j7zuEimwZ/ https://www.instagram.com/p/7Qk9GZrtod/ https://www.instagram.com/p/8BxXtisyoS/ https://www.instagram.com/p/7awgS6LL2L/ https://www.instagram.com/p/6xef1Xsox8/ https://www.instagram.com/p/8NqhnHHXx1/ https://www.instagram.com/p/7IqUUqF2wi/
There are 6 comments:
Male 38,260
They're doing a remake of "SPLASH". This time it's a merman played by Channing Tatum
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Male 1,255
no.
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Male 38,260
oui
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Male 37,267
There's some mermen in anime, of course: Safe for work Video Here: Perfectly safe for work: Orenchi no Furo Jijou There's a Merman in my bathtub.
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Male 3,430
there... are a lot of photos. just out of curiosity, does anyone have a plan as to what they would say if they were caught looking at so many mermen photos? because i dont. and i could really use some help. ITS RUDE TO LOOK AT OTHER PEOPLES COMPUTER SCREENS DAMN IT! STOP JUDGING ME! this is all your fault lala.
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Male 1,255
I had to make sure to prolong your time, and therefore the chances of, getting caught looking at men with fish tails while at work. It's all a part of my evil plot.
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