Brad Pitt Has A Weird Pattern Of Banging His Young Female Co-Stars

Submitted by: fancylad 6 months ago Entertainment
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I know, none of you care, but I do for some strange reason -- I'm a sucker for celebrity train wrecks -- they're just fun fodder for a slow day. And with Pitt, it's funny because no one should be upset that Brad Pitt cheated on, especially Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie -- his two more recent ex's.

I will give credit for CNN not posting this story on their homepage above the fold as their big lead story of the day -- it's buried way down below in the entertainment section where it belongs. Apparently, Jolie dispatched private investigators on the set of Pitt and Cotillard's latest movie. When the investigator came back with evidence, Jolie filed divorce papers.

The morale of this story is don't date Brad Pitt unless you want to get swapped out for the latest model around five years later.

There are 4 comments:
Male 1,255
I am sad to learn he tainted Juliette Lewis. I'm in love with that girl. I didn't like him before and now I really don't like him.
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Male 1,133
If I had Pitts good looks and money I'd be changing them out every few years too, I just wouldn't marry them its cheaper to pay child support (or wrap that rascal) then split you're money
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Male 1,364
I think you meant to write "no one should be SURPRISED that Brad Pitt cheated on his two more recent ex's." She should definitely be upset, because he committed to her and probably told her that he was changing his ways. But instead of changing, he's exactly the same horndog that he's always been. Which should surprise no-one. But when somebody says one thing and does another, people _should_ be upset.
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Female 3,280
Doesn't Goldblum have the same track record? Someone write a movie script with those two and throw in some younger females and see what happens :D
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